Anyone shit there pants at work at an office job?

[oldirtyku]

Fawk... I got the sharts and came close today... I had to walk quickly to the bathroom... That FL tap water got me going...hno:

I was pondering WTF I woulda done if this happened??? I figured I would just hit the bathroom rip off my draws, wipe up, free ball and head home....

But what the hell would I do with my draws? I need a shit my pants plan... Yes I am very bored...

ope:

 

[royboy_3831]

The manpon is always an option.

 

[oldirtyku]

Manpon? Never heard of it... Was thinking about rocking some Depends...

 

[Ironman_8]

Tap Water? Didnt drinking DC tap water teach you anything?

Better use that raise to buy some bottled water Joe.

 

[royboy_3831]

Manpon? Never heard of it... Was thinking about rocking some Depends...

Ever watch "Rob & Big" on mtv? Pretty funny show, about this little skateboard dude and his huge bodyguard that live together, his name is Big Black. Anyway BB rolls up some napkins or some shit and stuffs it down the back of his draws in case he sharts, calls it a manpon. Hilarious.

 

[oldirtyku]

Tap Water? Didnt drinking DC tap water teach you anything?

Better use that raise to buy some bottled water Joe.

Naw man... FL water is known to have something in it that fawks you up... I think sulfer or something... It kinda taste weird...

I lived in DC area all my life... I must be imune to it...

 

[oldirtyku]

Ever watch "Rob & Big" on mtv? Pretty funny show, about this little skateboard dude and his huge bodyguard that live together, his name is Big Black. Anyway BB rolls up some napkins or some shit and stuffs it down the back of his draws in case he sharts, calls it a manpon. Hilarious.

ahahhahahahah... Man that show originated from a DC shoes skateboard video... Funny ass show...

 

[Dude]

I was in a store the other day and some guy was stealing and the cops were chasing him and they Tasered him.... The next thing u know he has shit flowing out of his leg. The ****** kept running and they had to taser him again......... I heard later that you shit yourself when u are tasered.............

 

[GreenDoberman]

Throw your drawers away and take your chances with skid marks.
Bonus points if you have a baby-changing station in the bathroom and you leave them in their for some unsuspecting soul.

 

[oldirtyku]

Throw your drawers away and take your chances with skid marks.
Bonus points if you have a baby-changing station in the bathroom and you leave them in their for some unsuspecting soul.

lol... Love it... I might start rocking depends so I can just take a crap or piss anytime I want... Go way to avoid long bathroom lines at the bar...

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